Funny fork sayings
1. "Fork it, let's eat!"
2. "I'm not a fork, but I'm feeling a little 'prongy' today."
3. "Life is like a fork, sometimes you just have to stab at it."
4. "Fork it over, I'm hungry!"
5. "Don't be a fork in a world of spoons."
6. "I'm so fork-tunate to have you in my life."
7. "Fork it, let's make it a double dessert night."
8. "Forking around is my favorite pastime."
9. "I'm not a fork, but I sure know how to handle a sticky situation."
10. "Fork it, let's get this party started!"
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