Funny swimming sayings
1. "I'm not a strong swimmer, but I can float your boat."
2. "Swimming: the only sport where you can drown while still technically winning."
3. "I swim because punching people is frowned upon."
4. "I swim like a fish... a fish out of water."
5. "Swimming: the only sport where you wear less clothing the faster you go."
6. "Swimming is a great way to get in touch with your inner mermaid."
7. "I swim because adulting is hard and the pool has no responsibilities."
8. "Swimming: the only time it's acceptable to wear a bathing suit in public without going to the beach."
9. "I swim because I can't fly, but I can make a splash."
10. "Swimming is the closest thing to flying... until you hit the water."
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