Funny friend sayings and quotes
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than you."
7. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
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1. She leaves a little sparkle wherever she goes.2. Let your light shine and sparkle in the darkness.3. Life is better with a little bit of sparkle.4. Sparkle like you mean it.5. In a world full of darkness, be the sparkle.6. May your day be filled with glitter and sparkle.7. She had a
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1. He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a shotgun.2. She's so cross-eyed, she can see around corners.3. He's as boss-eyed as a three-legged dog chasing its tail.4. She's so boss-eyed, she could watch a tennis match without moving her head.5. He's got eyes like a pair of billiard ba