1. "I'm gnomebody's fool!"
2. "Gnome sweet gnome."
3. "I'm just here for the gnome-ents."
4. "Gnomebody knows the trouble I've seen."
5. "I'm a fun-gi to be around!"
6. "Gnome on the range."
7. "Gnome matter where you go, there you are."
8. "Gnomebody puts baby in the corner."
9. "Gnomebody puts gnome in the corner!"
10. "I'm a gnome-nomad, always on the go!"
Above is Funny garden gnome sayings.
1. Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.2. Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.3. Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate.4. Cooking is love made visible.5. Eating is a necessity, but cooking is an art.6. Food is the ingredient that binds us together.7. The only
1. Roll the dice and see where they fall.2. Life is like a roll of the dice, you never know what you're gonna get.3. The dice are cast, let fate decide.4. Sometimes you have to roll the dice to see where they land.5. In the game of life, sometimes you have to take a chance and roll the dice
1. Life is short, drive fast.2. Speeding through life, one mile at a time.3. The road is my playground, speed is my game.4. Racing through the twists and turns of life.5. Fast cars, fast life, fast lane.6. In the fast lane of life, pedal to the metal.7. Speeding towards success, leaving
1. Groovy - used to describe something cool or exciting2. Far out - used to express amazement or approval3. Dig it - used to show understanding or agreement4. Right on - used to show support or agreement5. Keep on truckin' - used to encourage someone to keep going or persevere6. Don't be
1. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm just in a committed relationship with the casino.2. I have a great poker face, it's called my resting 'I just lost all my money' face.3. I went to the casino to win big, but all I got was this lousy t-shirt.4. Life is like a deck of cards, you never know w
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1. A penny saved is a penny earned.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. Actions speak louder than words.4. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.5. The early bird catches the worm.6. All good things must come to an end.7. Better late than never.8. Don't cry over spilled m
1. Please remain seated during the entire performance.2. Wash your hands and say your prayers because Jesus and germs are everywhere.3. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.4. Bathroom rules: If you lift it up, put it down. If it runs out, replace it. If it's dirt
1. You're sweeter than candy!2. Sending you a sweet treat to brighten your day.3. Life is sweet with you in it.4. You're a treat to be around.5. Sending you a little sugar rush to make you smile.6. You're the sweetest thing since candy.7. Just a little something sweet to say I care.8.
1. Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus2. The leaves are falling, the colors are changing, and the air is crisp - it must be fall.3. The leaves are falling like golden confetti.4. Autumn leaves are nature's way of showing us how beautiful it is to let things g