Funny get well card sayings

1. "Hope you're back on your feet soon, so we can go back to making fun of each other in person!"

2. "Just remember, laughter is the best medicine. That, and a lot of rest. Get well soon!"

3. "I heard you're feeling under the weather. Just remember, sickness is just your body's way of telling you to slow down and watch more Netflix. Get well soon!"

4. "Sending you healing vibes and a prescription for lots of chicken soup and funny cat videos. Get well soon!"

5. "I'm sorry you're feeling sick, but look on the bright side - at least you get to binge-watch your favorite shows guilt-free! Get well soon!"

6. "I hope you're back to your old self soon, because this new sick version of you is no fun to hang out with. Get well soon!"

7. "I'm sending you all the healing energy I can muster, along with a big dose of sarcasm. Get well soon!"

8. "I heard you're feeling a bit under the weather. Just remember, germs are like bullies - they only pick on the strong. Get well soon!"

9. "I hope this card brings a smile to your face, just like your favorite funny movie. Get well soon!"

10. "I'm sorry you're feeling sick, but don't worry - I'll make sure to eat extra cake in your honor until you're feeling better. Get well soon!"

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