Funny gnomes sayings
1. "I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged!"
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for important gnome activities."
3. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring new territories."
4. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just practicing my gnome resting face."
5. "I'm not slow, I'm just savoring the moment."
6. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a lot on my gnome mind."
7. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the durability of my gnome shoes."
8. "I'm not nosy, I'm just gathering intel for the gnome community."
9. "I'm not stubborn, I'm just committed to my gnome beliefs."
10. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just a gnome with a mischievous streak."
Above is Funny gnomes sayings.
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