Funny god quotes and sayings

1. "God must love stupid people, he made so many of them." - Unknown

2. "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness." - Emo Philips

3. "God created the world in six days because he didn't have to install Windows." - Unknown

4. "I don't always pray, but when I do, it's for WiFi to connect faster." - Unknown

5. "Dear God, if you can't make me thin, please make my friends fat." - Unknown

6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. And God knows I'm always right." - Unknown

7. "God is like a mirror. The mirror never changes, but everybody who looks at it sees something different." - Confucius

8. "I asked God for a sign, and he gave me a 'Yield' sign. So I guess I'll just slow down and wait for further instructions." - Unknown

9. "God gave us two ears and one mouth, so we should listen twice as much as we talk. But let's be real, we all love the sound of our own voice." - Unknown

10. "I'm not sure if God has a sense of humor, but he sure does have a way of making me laugh at myself." - Unknown

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1920s sayings and phrases

1. The bee's knees - an expression meaning something excellent or outstanding2. Cat's pajamas - similar to bee's knees, meaning something great or impressive3. Giggle water - slang for alcohol4. Darb - a term for something or someone excellent or stylish5. Bee's wax - slang for business

Deep sayings that make no sense

1. The moon dances with the shadow of a whisper.2. The silence of a falling leaf echoes through the depths of a dream.3. In the garden of time, the butterfly weeps for the lost petals of eternity.4. The mirror reflects the reflection of a reflection, mirroring the mirage of reality.5. The s

Adversity sayings or quotes

1. Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Albert Einstein2. The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. - Epicurus3. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein4. Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle5. The ge

Sayings it is easier to focus on other people's ptoblems

It is easier to focus on other people's problems than to face our own.

Star trek popular sayings

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Cute love sayings for your girlcriend

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Sayings for the month of april

1. April showers bring May flowers.2. April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare3. April, the month of blossoms and beginnings.4. April is a promise that May is bound to keep.5. April is a symphony of renewal and rebirth.6. April is the month of awakening.7. A

Clever happy halloween sayings

1. Witch better have my candy!2. Creepin' it real this Halloween.3. Fangs for the memories.4. Eat, drink, and be scary.5. Trick or treat yo' self.6. Ghouls just wanna have fun.7. Boo to you from our crew!8. If you've got it, haunt it.9. Keep calm and scare on.10. I'm here for the

13th birthday sayings

1. Turning 13 and feeling like a teen, ready to conquer the world!2. Officially a teenager at 13, watch out world!3. Thirteen years young and ready for new adventures.4. Becoming a teenager at 13, bring on the fun!5. Thirteen candles, one wish, endless possibilities.6. Happy 13th birthday

Cute sayings for sisters birthday

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