Funny gold sayings
1. "All that glitters is not gold, sometimes it's just glitter."
2. "I'm not saying I'm rich, but my favorite color is gold."
3. "I'm not materialistic, but I do appreciate a good gold digger."
4. "I'm not sure if I should save my money or just buy more gold jewelry."
5. "I don't always wear gold, but when I do, it's real."
6. "Gold is like a good joke - it never gets old."
7. "I'm not wealthy, I just have a heart of gold."
8. "They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy gold, and that's pretty close."
9. "I don't need a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, I just need a pot of coffee."
10. "I'm not a pirate, but I do appreciate some good booty in the form of gold."
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