Funny golf sayings and inspirational golf quotes

Funny golf sayings:

1. "Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five."

2. "Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic."

3. "Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears."

4. "The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course."

5. "Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart."

Inspirational golf quotes:

1. "Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character." - Arnold Palmer

2. "Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies." - Bobby Jones

3. "The most important shot in golf is the next one." - Ben Hogan

4. "Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated." - Arnold Palmer

5. "The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done." - Arnold Palmer

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