Funny goodnight sayings and quotes

1. "Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite...unless they're paying rent!"

2. "I'm off to the land of nod, where unicorns frolic and dreams come true. Goodnight!"

3. "Sleep is my favorite thing to do after eating and watching Netflix. Goodnight!"

4. "May your dreams be as sweet as a slice of cake...or at least as entertaining as a cat video. Goodnight!"

5. "Time to hit the hay and count some sheep...or just scroll through social media until I fall asleep. Goodnight!"

6. "Goodnight, sleep well, and remember, tomorrow is a new day to make more questionable life choices!"

7. "Off to the dreamland I go, where I can finally be the superhero I always knew I was. Goodnight!"

8. "Wishing you a night filled with dreams so ridiculous, you wake up laughing. Goodnight!"

9. "As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep. Goodnight!"

10. "Sleep tight, like a burrito wrapped in a blanket. Goodnight!"

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