Funny grad card sayings
1. "Congratulations on finally escaping the clutches of academia! Now the real world awaits..."
2. "You did it! Now you can add 'professional procrastinator' to your resume."
3. "Remember, the tassel was worth the hassle. Congratulations, graduate!"
4. "You're officially a master of the universe...or at least your own destiny. Congrats!"
5. "You've graduated from the school of hard knocks...now get ready for the real world crash course!"
6. "You're now a certified smarty pants. Wear that cap and gown with pride!"
7. "You've earned your degree, now it's time to put it to good use...or at least frame it on the wall."
8. "From all-nighters to diploma holders, you've come a long way. Congratulations, graduate!"
9. "You're now a graduate, which means you're one step closer to becoming a professional napper. Well done!"
10. "You've officially graduated from the University of Life. Now it's time to start paying off those student loans!"
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