Funny graduation card sayings
1. "Congratulations on finally escaping the clutches of education! Now the real world awaits... good luck!"
2. "You did it! You survived the torture of exams and the agony of group projects. Now go conquer the world!"
3. "You're officially a graduate! Time to trade in those sweatpants for a suit and tie... or not. Your call."
4. "From all-nighters to diploma holders, you've come a long way. Congrats on your graduation!"
5. "Remember, graduation is not the end, it's just the beginning of a lifetime of student loan payments. Congratulations!"
6. "You're now a certified smarty pants! Time to show the world what you've got. Congratulations!"
7. "You've graduated! Now you can finally put those textbooks to good use... as a doorstop."
8. "You've earned your degree, now it's time to put it to good use... by framing it and hanging it on the wall. Congratulations!"
9. "You're now a graduate, which means you're officially qualified to Google everything instead of studying. Congrats!"
10. "You've graduated! Now you can join the elite club of adults who still don't know what they want to be when they grow up. Cheers!"
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