New year sayings jokes
Sure, here are some New Year sayings and jokes for you:
1. "Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right."
2. "My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey."
3. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"
4. "I'm not making any New Year's resolutions. I'm just going to wing it and see what happens."
5. "New Year's Day is the day when everyone is busy making resolutions instead of making breakfast."
6. "My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating... starting next week."
7. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door in the New Year."
8. "I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person."
9. "New Year's resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
10. "This year, may your neighbors respect you, troubles neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you. Happy New Year!"
Above is New year sayings jokes.
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