Funny grammar sayings

1. "I before E, except after C, or when sounding like A, as in neighbor and weigh."

2. "Let's eat Grandma!" vs. "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.

3. "The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense."

4. "To be or not to be, that is the question... and the answer is to be."

5. "I'm not a fan of whiteboards. They're re-markable."

6. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

7. "The English language is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."

8. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

9. "A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. 'In English,' he said, 'a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.' A voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'"

10. "I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find."

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