Funny grandad sayings

1. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."

2. "I'm so old, I remember when rainbows were black and white."

3. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just creating a backup file in my brain."

4. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."

5. "I'm not old, I'm a recycled teenager."

6. "I'm not old, I'm vintage."

7. "I'm not old, I'm just a little retro."

8. "I'm not old, I'm just a little wrinkled."

9. "I'm not old, I'm just a little seasoned."

10. "I'm not old, I'm just a little antique."

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Common sayings about age

1. Age is just a number.2. You're only as old as you feel.3. With age comes wisdom.4. Age before beauty.5. You're never too old to learn.6. Age is a state of mind.7. The older, the wiser.8. Age gracefully.9. You're as young as your faith, as old as your doubt.10. Age is a privileg

Winnie the pooh sayings short

1. Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.2. You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.3. How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.4. Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there somed

Cute cupcake sayings for valentines day

1. You're the sprinkles to my cupcake.2. You're the frosting on top of my cupcake.3. You're the cherry on top of my cupcake.4. You're the sweetest treat in my life.5. You're the perfect mix of sweet and love.6. You're the icing on the cake of my heart.7. You're the cupcake to my happine

Flowers for mother's day sayings

1. To the world you may be one person, but to me you are the world. Happy Mother's Day!2. Thank you for being my rock, my confidant, and my biggest supporter. Happy Mother's Day!3. A mother's love is like a flower, beautiful and everlasting. Happy Mother's Day!4. You are the heart of our fami

God's love quotes and sayings

1. God's love is like a river, always flowing and never-ending. 2. God's love is the greatest gift we can ever receive. 3. God's love is unconditional and knows no bounds. 4. In God's eyes, we are all precious and loved beyond measure. 5. God's love is a beacon of hope in times of darkness.

Love sayings hindi

1. तुम्हारे बिना जीना मुश्किल है, तुम्हारे साथ जीना खुशी है। (Living without you is difficult, living with you is happiness.)2. तुम्हारी मुस्कान मेरी जिंदगी की सबसे खूबसूरत बात है। (Your smile is the most beautiful thing in my life.)3. तुम्हारे बिना दिल बेकरार है, तुम्हारे साथ दिल खुश है। (My

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1. You're as sweet as a candy bar.2. Life is sweet with you, just like a candy bar.3. You're a treat, just like a candy bar.4. You bring joy to my life, like a candy bar.5. You're the chocolate to my candy bar.6. You make every day sweeter, like a candy bar.7. You're a delicious delight

Montenegro sayings

1. Ko rano rani, dve sreće grabi. - The early bird catches the worm.2. Ko se mača laća, od mača i pogiba. - He who plays with swords, dies by the sword.3. Ko neće da sluša, moraće da oseti. - He who does not want to listen, will have to feel.4. Ko s đavolom tikve sadi, o glavu mu se razbijaju

Bon french sayings

1. La vie est belle. - Life is beautiful.2. Petit à petit, l'oiseau fait son nid. - Little by little, the bird builds its nest.3. C'est la vie. - That's life.4. Qui vivra verra. - He who lives will see.5. L'amour fait les plus grandes douceurs et les plus sensibles infortunes de la vie. -

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1. I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!2. Because I said so, that's why!3. I'm not just a mom/dad, I'm a ninja in disguise.4. Parenting: the only job where you get paid in hugs and kisses.5. I'm not a regular mom/dad, I'm a cool mom/dad.6. Parenting is a walk in the park