Funny sayings parents
1. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!"
2. "Because I said so, that's why!"
3. "I'm not just a mom/dad, I'm a ninja in disguise."
4. "Parenting: the only job where you get paid in hugs and kisses."
5. "I'm not a regular mom/dad, I'm a cool mom/dad."
6. "Parenting is a walk in the park... Jurassic Park."
7. "I used to have a social life, now I have kids."
8. "I'm not yelling, I'm just projecting my love loudly."
9. "Parenting: the ultimate crash course in patience and sanity."
10. "I'm not a regular parent, I'm a cool parent... who still can't figure out Snapchat."
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