Funny granddaughter sayings
1. "Grandma, you're so old, your birth certificate says 'expired'."
2. "Grandpa, you're like a fine wine - you only get better with age... and a little bit more wrinkly."
3. "Grandma, you're the only person I know who can make knitting look cool."
4. "Grandpa, you're like a walking encyclopedia... except you always forget where you put the book."
5. "Grandma, you're so sweet, you could give Willy Wonka a run for his money."
6. "Grandpa, you're the king of dad jokes... even though you're a grandpa."
7. "Grandma, you're the original queen of multitasking - you can bake cookies, knit a sweater, and give life advice all at the same time."
8. "Grandpa, you're the reason why the phrase 'old but gold' exists."
9. "Grandma, you're proof that age is just a number... and a really high one in your case."
10. "Grandpa, you're the only person who can fall asleep in the middle of a conversation and still make it look cool."
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