Funny grandmother sayings
1. "I've got more wrinkles than a raisin, but I'm still sweeter than a cookie!"
2. "I may be old, but I can still outsmart a teenager any day!"
3. "I've been around the block so many times, I've worn out my shoes!"
4. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned like a fine wine."
5. "I may be a grandma, but I can still rock a pair of heels better than most!"
6. "I've got more stories than a library, and they're all true... mostly!"
7. "I may be a little hard of hearing, but I've got a sixth sense for when someone's talking about me!"
8. "I've got more energy than a toddler on a sugar rush, just watch me go!"
9. "I may be old-fashioned, but that just means I've got classic style!"
10. "I may be a grandma, but I've still got some tricks up my sleeve... just watch out!"
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