Funny grave sayings

1. "I told you I was sick."

2. "Well, this wasn't on my bucket list."

3. "Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go."

4. "I always knew this day would come, but I didn't expect it to be so soon."

5. "I'll be back...maybe."

6. "I told you I was feeling grave."

7. "Here lies the last person who asked me for directions."

8. "I guess I won't be needing that gym membership anymore."

9. "I hope there's WiFi in the afterlife."

10. "I'm just here for the eternal nap."

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Beach sayings pillows with sayings on them

1. Life is better at the beach2. Sandy toes and salty kisses3. Seas the day4. Let the waves hit your feet and the sand be your seat5. Mermaid kisses and starfish wishes6. Beach hair, don't care7. You, me, and the sea8. Happiness comes in waves9. Salt in the air, sand in my hair10.

Happy mothers day pics and sayings

Here are some happy Mother's Day pictures and sayings that you can share with your mom:1. To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. Happy Mother's Day!2. A mother's love is like no other. Thank you for all that you do. Happy Mother's Day!3. Behind every great child is

Cute sayings about life

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Heaven gained an angel sayings

1. Heaven gained another star in the sky.2. An angel has been called back to heaven.3. God called one of his angels home.4. Heaven has welcomed a new angel into its embrace.5. An angel has spread their wings and flown to heaven.6. The heavens are shining brighter with the presence of a ne

Inner strength sayings

1. Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi2. The only way to achieve true inner strength is through struggle and perseverance. 3. Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships

My dream girl sayings

Here are some sayings that your dream girl might say:1. I believe in you and your dreams.2. You make me feel like the luckiest person in the world.3. I love you more than words can express.4. You are my rock, my support, and my best friend.5. Together, we can conquer anything.6. I am so g

Goalie sayings hockey

1. The only thing that scares me is a breakaway.2. My job is to stop pucks and break hearts.3. I may be small, but my net is my castle.4. I'm not a goalie, I'm a brick wall.5. I don't make saves, I make miracles.6. My glove hand is my best friend.7. I thrive under pressure, bring on the

Altean sayings

1. May the light of Altea guide your path.2. Strength and honor, like the lions of Altea.3. In unity, there is strength, as the five paladins of Altea show.4. The heart of a true hero beats with the spirit of Altea.5. Through adversity, we find our true selves, as Altea did in its darkest h

Funny sayings for toilet paper

1. I'm on a roll, just like this toilet paper!2. Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.3. I'm so fancy, I use scented toilet paper.4. I'm on a roll, literally.5. I'm feeling pretty wiped out, just like this toilet paper.6. I'm on a roll, ju

Australian sayings and words

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