Funny gravestones sayings
1. "I told you I was sick!"
2. "Well, this sucks."
3. "I'll be back... maybe."
4. "Here lies the last person who asked me for directions."
5. "I always knew this day would come, but I didn't expect it to be so soon."
6. "I guess I won't be needing that gym membership anymore."
7. "At least now I can finally get some peace and quiet."
8. "I hope they have WiFi in the afterlife."
9. "Here lies a person who never passed up a good meal."
10. "Don't mourn for me, I'm off to haunt someone else now."
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1. Stay strong, stay safe, stay Army strong. Goodbye.2. Hooah! Until we meet again, goodbye.3. Soldier on, soldier. Farewell.4. Keep your head high and your spirit strong. Goodbye, soldier.5. Onward and upward, soldier. Goodbye for now.6. Stay vigilant, stay true. Goodbye, soldier.7. Ke
1. Witch better have my drink!2. Boos and booze go hand in hand.3. I'm here for the boos, not the booze.4. Drink up, witches!5. Trick or drink!6. Ghouls just wanna have fun...and drinks.7. Let's get sheet-faced!8. Eat, drink, and be scary.9. I'm just here for the boos.10. Sip happ
1. God helps those who help themselves. - This saying, often attributed to the Bible, is actually not found in scripture and can be seen as promoting self-reliance over reliance on God.2. Cleanliness is next to godliness. - While cleanliness is important, this saying can be taken to imply that p
Here are some sayings of Mother Teresa about life:1. Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.2. Life is a gift, accept it.3. Life is a challenge, meet it.4. Life is a duty, complete it.5. Life is a game, play it.6. Life is a promise, fulfill it.7. Life is a sorrow, overcome it.8. Life
1. Sweet wishes for a Merry Christmas!2. Sending you a little sweetness this holiday season.3. May your Christmas be as sweet as candy!4. You're sweeter than any candy cane!5. Wishing you a holly jolly Christmas filled with lots of treats.6. Sending you a sprinkle of holiday cheer!7. Ma
1. Life is full of mud, but it's up to us to decide whether to let it dirty us or to use it to build a strong foundation.2. In the mud of adversity, lies the seed of opportunity.3. You can't avoid getting a little mud on your shoes if you want to walk through the path of life.4. Mud may dirty
1. Love is a beautiful mistake worth making. - Unknown2. Love is never a mistake, it's a lesson. - Unknown3. Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places. - Unknown4. Love is a journey of mistakes and learning. - Unknown5. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take.
How about Bringing Home the Bacon or Powered by Bacon? These phrases can make for fun and catchy sayings on a bacon-themed t-shirt.
1. Don't count your chickens before they hatch, unless they're wearing sunglasses.2. A watched pot never boils, but a dancing spoon always does.3. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it do the Macarena.4. The early bird catches the worm, but the late squirrel gets the acorn.5.
1. Sip, sip, hooray!2. Life's a beach, enjoy the waves and the drinks.3. Sandy toes and salty kisses, with a drink in hand.4. Let the sea set you free, with a drink by your side.5. Cheers to beach days and umbrella drinks.6. Sun, sand, and a cold drink in hand.7. Tropical vibes and cock