Funny grocery bag sayings
1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
2. "I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore... because I forgot to buy bread."
3. "I like my groceries like I like my jokes - corny."
4. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom... who forgot the milk."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... that's why I bought pre-cut veggies."
6. "I'm not a hoarder, I'm just stocking up for the zombie apocalypse."
7. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food magician... watch me turn these ingredients into a meal."
8. "I'm not a control freak, I just like to organize my groceries by color."
9. "I'm not a snackaholic, I'm just preparing for a hunger emergency."
10. "I'm not a foodie, I'm a food enthusiast... which is why I have three different types of cheese in my cart."
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