Funny gym sayings
1. "Sweat is just fat crying."
2. "I workout because I really like to eat."
3. "I don't sweat, I sparkle."
4. "Exercise? I thought you said extra fries."
5. "I'm not sweating, I'm just leaking awesome."
6. "I workout because I know I would be the first to die in the Hunger Games."
7. "I'm not a gym rat, I'm a gym unicorn."
8. "I workout because I love the feeling of making it to the top of the stairs without losing my breath."
9. "I workout so I can carry all the groceries in one trip."
10. "My gym motto: Sore today, strong tomorrow."
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