Funny happy birthday sayings for husband

1. "Happy birthday to my husband, who is aging like a fine wine...getting better with time and a little bit more expensive every year!"

2. "To my husband on his birthday: You may be getting older, but at least you're not as old as some of your jokes!"

3. "Happy birthday to the man who still makes my heart skip a beat...or maybe that's just the cholesterol from all the birthday cake!"

4. "They say age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number! Happy birthday, old man!"

5. "On your birthday, remember that you're not over the hill...you're just on the back nine of life! Happy birthday, my love!"

6. "To my husband on his special day: You may be another year older, but at least you're still not as old as that shirt you refuse to throw away!"

7. "Happy birthday to the man who still knows how to make me laugh, even if it's just at his own expense! Love you, birthday boy!"

8. "As you celebrate another year of life, just remember that you're not old...you're just well-seasoned! Happy birthday, my seasoned husband!"

9. "To my husband on his birthday: You may be getting older, but you're still the only one who can make me laugh until I cry. Here's to many more years of laughter and love!"

10. "Happy birthday to the man who stole my heart and my last name! May your birthday be as fun and fabulous as you are, my dear husband!"

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