Funny happy new year 2014 quotes and sayings
1. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door in 2014!"
2. "New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
3. "My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey."
4. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"
5. "New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual."
6. "May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your stocks not fall, and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count, and your mortgage interest never rise."
7. "My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions."
8. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"
9. "New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
10. "I'm not making any New Year's resolutions. I'm just going to wing it and see what happens. Cheers to a new year!"
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