Funny headstone sayings
1. "I told you I was sick!"
2. "Well, this sucks."
3. "I'm just here for the eternal nap."
4. "I'll be back... maybe."
5. "At least I don't have to pay taxes anymore."
6. "Here lies a person who always knew how to make an entrance."
7. "I finally found some peace and quiet."
8. "I guess this is what they mean by 'rest in peace.'"
9. "I always said I wanted to be six feet under, but this is ridiculous."
10. "Don't mourn for me, I'm off to haunt someone else now."
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1. Scrubs are like a superhero cape for healthcare workers.2. In scrubs, we may not wear capes, but we sure do save lives.3. Scrubs: the uniform of caring hearts and healing hands.4. Wearing scrubs is like wearing your passion on your sleeve.5. Scrubs may be plain, but the work we do in the
1. The best defense is a good offense.2. The strongest defense is the one that never needs to be used.3. A good defense is the best offense.4. The best defense is a strong mind and a calm heart.5. A strong defense is the best protection.6. A good defense is the best offense against advers
1. Hoppy Easter! Don't forget to carrot all your eggs!2. Easter is egg-citing, but don't forget to eat your carrots too!3. Wishing you a bunny-tastic Easter filled with carrots and joy!4. Easter is a time to carrot about family and friends.5. Don't be a bunny, eat your carrots and have a ho
1. Bachpan ki yaadein, dil ko chhoo jaati hain.2. Bachpan ka pyara sa zamana, kabhi na bhoolo.3. Bachpan ke din kitne suhaane the, yaad karke muskurahat aa jaati hai.4. Bachpan ki masti, khushiyon ka silsila.5. Bachpan mein har din naya sapna, har pal nayi khushi.6. Bachpan ke din, khelte
1. Every storm runs out of rain, just like every dark night turns into day.2. The sun will shine again after the rain, just like happiness will return after the pain.3. Tough times don't last, but tough people do.4. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you
1. I'd like to thank the Academy...2. The envelope, please.3. And the Oscar goes to...4. I'd like to dedicate this award to my family and supporters.5. It's an honor just to be nominated.6. I never thought this day would come.7. This is a dream come true.8. I share this award with all
1. Chastity is the flowering of man; and what are called Genius, Heroism, Holiness, and the like, are but various fruits which succeed it. - Henry David Thoreau2. Chastity is the cement of civilization and progress. Without it there is no stability in society, and without it one cannot attain the
1. Sip happens when you least expect it.2. Straws are like mini drinking buddies.3. Sucking through a straw is like a tiny vacuum party in your mouth.4. Life is better with a bendy straw.5. Sip, sip, hooray!6. Straws: the unsung heroes of beverage consumption.7. Sucking through a straw
1. Memories are the key not to the past, but to the future. - Corrie Ten Boom2. Cherish the memories that make you smile, forget the ones that don't. - Unknown3. Memories are timeless treasures of the heart. - Unknown4. The best thing about memories is making them. - Unknown5. Sometimes you
1. All you need is faith, trust, and a little bit of pixie dust.2. To die would be an awfully big adventure.3. Never say goodbye because saying goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.4. The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease forever to be able to do it.5. Drea