Funny sayings and quotes from confucius

1. "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."

2. "Man who fart in church sit in own pew."

3. "Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted."

4. "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."

5. "Man who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons."

6. "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."

7. "Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger."

8. "Man who sneeze without tissue takes matters into his own hands."

9. "Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion."

10. "Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets not feeling crazy, feeling nuts."

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