Funny health quotes and sayings
1. "I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places." - Henny Youngman
2. "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." - Mark Twain
3. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it." - Unknown
4. "I'm not overweight, I'm just nine inches too short." - Shelley Winters
5. "I always start my day with coffee and Jesus. And then I add some more coffee, just to be safe." - Unknown
6. "I'm in shape. Round is a shape." - Unknown
7. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already." - Tommy Cooper
8. "I'm on a 30-day diet. So far, I've lost 15 days." - Unknown
9. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
10. "I tried every diet in the book. I even tried the book diet. Turns out you can't eat books." - Unknown
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