Funny hey google sayings

1. "I asked Google for a joke, and it told me to look in the mirror."

2. "Google knows everything, except how to make my coffee in the morning."

3. "I told Google I wanted to lose weight, and it replied, 'Search results may vary.'"

4. "Google is like a therapist, except it doesn't judge me for my search history."

5. "I asked Google for relationship advice, and it said, 'Did you mean to search for 'how to delete browsing history'?"

6. "Google is like my personal assistant, except it never gets a day off."

7. "I told Google I was feeling down, and it replied, 'Did you mean to search for 'funny cat videos'?"

8. "Google is the only one who truly understands the struggle of trying to spell 'restaurant' correctly."

9. "I asked Google for directions, and it said, 'Turn left at the next existential crisis.'"

10. "Google is like a magic eight ball, except it always says 'Reply hazy, try again'."

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