Funny police sayings

1. "Stop in the name of love... and the law!"

2. "You have the right to remain silent, but I wouldn't recommend it with all these jokes I have to tell."

3. "I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely shoot you a ticket."

4. "I'm not a weatherman, but I can definitely forecast a storm of fines if you don't slow down."

5. "I'm not a magician, but I can make your wallet disappear with these fines."

6. "I'm not a chef, but I can cook up a mean citation if you don't obey the law."

7. "I'm not a therapist, but I can definitely help you work through your issues with these traffic violations."

8. "I'm not a comedian, but I do have a ticket to your next show if you don't follow the rules."

9. "I'm not a poet, but I can definitely rhyme off a list of fines if you don't comply."

10. "I'm not a mind reader, but I can definitely see a ticket in your future if you keep driving like that."

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