Funny higher than sayings
1. "I'm not just high, I'm higher than a giraffe's dreams."
2. "I'm so high, I can touch the sky with my pinky finger."
3. "I'm higher than a kite in a hurricane."
4. "I'm so high, I can see tomorrow's weather forecast."
5. "I'm higher than a stoner's expectations on 4/20."
6. "I'm so high, I could high-five a cloud."
7. "I'm higher than a satellite in orbit."
8. "I'm so high, I can hear colors."
9. "I'm higher than a hot air balloon on a sunny day."
10. "I'm so high, I could give Snoop Dogg a run for his money."
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