Funny knight sayings
1. "I may not be the sharpest sword in the armory, but I'll still slay you with my wit!"
2. "I fight dragons and rescue damsels in distress, but my real talent is making people laugh."
3. "I may wear armor, but my sense of humor is my strongest defense."
4. "I'm a knight in shining armor, but I also have a shining sense of humor."
5. "I may be a knight, but I'm no jester. Unless you count my swordplay as a joke!"
6. "I slay dragons and tell jokes – I'm a multitasking knight!"
7. "I'm a knight, but I prefer to joust with words rather than swords."
8. "I may have a suit of armor, but my real strength is in my one-liners."
9. "I may be a knight, but I'm not afraid to poke fun at myself."
10. "I may be chivalrous, but I'm also known for my cheeky banter on the battlefield."
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