Funny hockey goalie sayings

1. "I'm not a goalie, I'm a brick wall with legs."

2. "I'm not just stopping pucks, I'm stopping dreams."

3. "I may be small, but my five-hole is non-existent."

4. "I've got more saves than a superhero in a comic book."

5. "I'm not a goalie, I'm a goalie whisperer."

6. "I'm not afraid of the puck, the puck is afraid of me."

7. "I'm not just a goalie, I'm a goalie ninja."

8. "I may be a goalie, but I'm also a mind reader. I know where that shot is going before you even take it."

9. "I'm not just a goalie, I'm a goalie magician. Watch me make that puck disappear."

10. "I'm not just a goalie, I'm a goalie superhero. Faster than a speeding puck, more powerful than a slap shot, able to leap tall forwards in a single bound."

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