Funny holiday cheer sayings
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!"
2. "I'm on the naughty list and I regret nothing!"
3. "All I want for Christmas is a nap."
4. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
5. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
6. "Don't get your tinsel in a tangle!"
7. "I'm only a Grinch before my morning coffee."
8. "Sleigh all day, nap all night."
9. "I'm dreaming of a full bank account this Christmas."
10. "Christmas calories don't count, right?"
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