Funny horoscope sign sayings
1. Aries: "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
2. Taurus: "I'm not stubborn, I'm just always right."
3. Gemini: "I'm not two-faced, I'm just multi-dimensional."
4. Cancer: "I'm not emotional, I'm just passionate."
5. Leo: "I'm not arrogant, I'm just confident in my awesomeness."
6. Virgo: "I'm not critical, I'm just detail-oriented."
7. Libra: "I'm not indecisive, I'm just considering all my options."
8. Scorpio: "I'm not intense, I'm just deeply passionate."
9. Sagittarius: "I'm not blunt, I'm just honest to a fault."
10. Capricorn: "I'm not boring, I'm just focused on my goals."
11. Aquarius: "I'm not weird, I'm just ahead of my time."
12. Pisces: "I'm not dreamy, I'm just in touch with my inner self."
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