Funny hot as sayings
1. "I'm so hot, I make the sun jealous."
2. "I'm not just hot, I'm sizzling like bacon in a frying pan."
3. "I'm so hot, I could melt Antarctica."
4. "I'm hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna."
5. "I'm on fire, and not just because I'm smoking hot."
6. "I'm so hot, I could set off the fire alarm just by walking by."
7. "I'm like a heatwave in human form."
8. "I'm so hot, I could roast marshmallows on my own body."
9. "I'm hotter than a habanero pepper dipped in lava."
10. "I'm so hot, I could make a snowman sweat."
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