Funny beer sign sayings
1. "Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
2. "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by the beer."
3. "In dog beers, I've only had one."
4. "Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862."
5. "I have mixed drinks about feelings, but I have beers about solutions."
6. "Beer: because adulting is hard."
7. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a professional beer taster."
8. "Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
9. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I drink beer."
10. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
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