Funny hotel quotes and sayings
1. "I don't want to leave a hotel room, I want to leave a piece of my heart in it." - Unknown
2. "I'm not a hotel person, I'm more of a stay-at-home-and-watch-Netflix person." - Unknown
3. "I always take a hotel room with a view. It's nice to see what I'm missing out on." - Unknown
4. "Hotel beds are like clouds, except you have to pay for them." - Unknown
5. "I don't always stay in hotels, but when I do, I prefer the ones with free breakfast." - Unknown
6. "Staying in a hotel is like being a temporary resident in a parallel universe." - Unknown
7. "I like my hotels like I like my coffee - cozy, comforting, and with a touch of luxury." - Unknown
8. "The best part about staying in a hotel is not having to make the bed." - Unknown
9. "Hotels are like a home away from home, except with better room service." - Unknown
10. "The only time I want to be woken up by a stranger knocking on my door is when I'm staying in a hotel." - Unknown
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