Funny tech sayings
1. "There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't."
2. "I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user-friendly."
3. "I have a joke about UDP, but you might not get it."
4. "Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because the light attracts bugs."
5. "I would tell you a joke about TCP, but I'm afraid you wouldn't ACK it."
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in sleep mode."
7. "There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works."
8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
9. "I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you."
10. "I'm not anti-social, I'm just upgrading my social skills."
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Actions speak louder than words.
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