Funny insulting sayings
1. "If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose."
2. "You're not just a clown, you're the entire circus."
3. "You're the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles."
4. "If stupidity was a crime, you'd be on death row."
5. "You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
6. "I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
7. "You're a few fries short of a Happy Meal."
8. "I'd call you a tool, but even a tool has a purpose."
9. "You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, you're not even a tool."
10. "If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive."
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