Funny irish new year sayings
1. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."
2. "May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night."
3. "May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, the angels protect you, and heaven accept you."
4. "May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, and may the sun shine warm upon your face."
5. "May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live."
6. "May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you're dead."
7. "May your glass be ever full, may the roof over your head be always strong, and may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead."
8. "May you have the hindsight to know where you've been, the foresight to know where you are going, and the insight to know when you have gone too far."
9. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."
10. "May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future."
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