Funny proverbs and wise sayings

1. "A closed mouth catches no flies, but it also misses out on delicious food."

2. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny spent on tacos is a penny well invested."

3. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's chocolate milk, then it's a tragedy."

4. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

5. "A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot always boils over."

6. "When life gives you lemons, make sure to also have tequila and salt."

7. "It's better to be a smart donkey than a dumb unicorn."

8. "You can't make everyone happy, you're not a taco."

9. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. No use being a damn fool about it."

10. "The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but make sure to aim slightly to the left for better accuracy."

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