Funny irish quotes and sayings

1. "May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends beneath it never fall out."

2. "You'll never plough a field by turning it over in your mind."

3. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."

4. "A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything."

5. "May the cat eat you and may the devil eat the cat."

6. "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."

7. "May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty."

8. "A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest."

9. "May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies, quick to make friends."

10. "A good friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have."

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