Funny jail sayings
1. "I'm not locked up, I'm just on a temporary vacation from freedom."
2. "Orange is the new black, but I prefer my stripes."
3. "Jail is just a timeout for adults."
4. "I'm not a prisoner, I'm just a guest of the state."
5. "Orange jumpsuits are so last season."
6. "Jail: where orange is the new black and white is the new orange."
7. "Orange you glad I'm not your roommate?"
8. "Jail: the only place where you can get three square meals and a cot for free."
9. "I'm not a criminal, I'm just criminally fabulous."
10. "Jail: where the bars are strong, but the friendships are stronger."
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1. Rise and shine!2. Wakey wakey, rise and shine!3. The early bird catches the worm.4. Up and at 'em!5. Time to greet the day!6. Good morning, world!7. Seize the day!8. Carpe diem!9. Time to start the day off right!10. Another day, another opportunity!
1. You belong in a museum! - Ezreal2. Time to troll! - Trundle3. I'm on the case! - Caitlyn4. You can't milk those! - Alistar5. I was made for this! - Riven6. Let's make this fun! - Jinx7. The unseen blade is the deadliest. - Zed8. I'm not big on sermons; broken bones teach better les