Funny jewish sayings
1. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans."
2. "Why is it that when we talk to God we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"
3. "Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut."
4. "If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there."
5. "If you can't say something nice, say it in Yiddish."
6. "A man should be upright, not be kept upright."
7. "Don't be so humble - you're not that great."
8. "You can't have your cake and eat it too, but you can have your herring and eat it too."
9. "If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
10. "When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras."
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