Funny jewish sayings about life
1. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans."
2. "Life is like a pickle, sometimes sour, sometimes sweet, but always full of surprises."
3. "A little bit of kvetching never hurt anyone."
4. "When life gives you lemons, make sure they're kosher."
5. "In life, you can't control the schmaltz, but you can control how you schmear it."
6. "Life is like a bagel, you have to get through the hole to reach the good stuff."
7. "If you can't say something nice, make sure it's funny."
8. "Life is like a matzah ball soup, sometimes you just have to let it simmer."
9. "The only thing we can control in life is how we react to the plot twists."
10. "In life, always remember to put a little extra schmear on your relationships."
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