Funny keen eye sayings

1. "I've got a keen eye for detail, but sometimes I can't find my own keys."

2. "I have a keen eye for spotting typos, but I can never seem to catch my own."

3. "My keen eye for fashion is always on point, except when I accidentally wear mismatched socks."

4. "I have a keen eye for good deals, but somehow I always end up overspending."

5. "With my keen eye for spotting opportunities, I should have invested in Google when it first started."

6. "My keen eye for photography is unmatched, except when I accidentally leave the lens cap on."

7. "I have a keen eye for spotting celebrities in public, but I always freeze up and forget to ask for a selfie."

8. "My keen eye for spotting a good restaurant has never failed me, except for that one time I ended up at a fast food joint."

9. "I have a keen eye for reading people's emotions, but sometimes I misinterpret a smile for a grimace."

10. "With my keen eye for detail, I should have been a detective - except I can never seem to solve my own mysteries."

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Christian sayings about deep thoughts

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