Funny kitchen sayings for signs

1. "I kiss better than I cook."

2. "I only have a kitchen because it came with the house."

3. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."

4. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

5. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

6. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen."

7. "I'm not a kitchen person, I'm more of a reservations person."

8. "I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge."

9. "I'm in a committed relationship with my oven."

10. "I have a kitchen because it came with the house, but I'm still not sure how to use it."

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