Funny logos and sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode" with a logo of a sloth hanging from a tree.

2. "I run on caffeine and chaos" with a logo of a coffee cup spilling over.

3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person" with a logo of a person yawning and holding a coffee mug.

4. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas" with a logo of a person wearing a crown.

5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do it?" with a logo of a person holding a remote control.

6. "I'm not a superhero, but I do have a cape (it's called sarcasm)" with a logo of a person wearing a cape made of words.

7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing" with a logo of a puzzle missing a piece.

8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right" with a logo of a person holding a megaphone.

9. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me" with a logo of a person tripping over.

10. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do it?" with a logo of a person holding a remote control.

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Christmas cards sayings 2020

1. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year filled with joy and peace.2. May your holidays be filled with love, laughter, and happiness.3. Sending warm wishes for a wonderful Christmas season.4. May the magic of Christmas fill your heart with joy and your home with love.5. Wishing

Anniversary sayings cards

1. Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. It's about how much you love each other every single day. 2. To the one who makes my heart skip a beat every day, happy anniversary.3. Growing old with you is my favorite adventure. Happy anniversary!4. I am so grate

Sayings for new grandparents

1. Becoming a grandparent is like getting a second chance at parenting, but with all the fun and none of the stress.2. Grandchildren are the reward for not killing your own kids.3. Grandparents are like a fine wine - they only get better with age.4. Grandchildren fill a space in your heart th

Nastiness quotes sayings

1. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke2. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.3. The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evi

Sanford and son sayings

1. You big dummy!2. Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you, honey!3. You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join you, honey!4. I'm coming, Elizabeth!5. This is the big one, I'm coming to join you, Elizabeth!6. You old fish-eyed fool!7. I'm gonna put my foot in your ass!8. You old heathen!

Male sayings

1. Boys will be boys.2. Man up.3. Boys don't cry.4. Real men don't show emotions.5. Be a man.6. Boys should be tough.7. Act like a man.8. Boys will be boys, but men will be men.9. Boys play rough.10. Boys don't back down.

Jesus muhammad sayings

Both Jesus and Muhammad are considered to be important figures in Christianity and Islam, respectively. Here are some well-known sayings attributed to each of them:Sayings of Jesus:1. Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you. - Matthew 5:442. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they wi

Humerous baby picture sayings

1. I'm not crying, I'm just practicing my opera voice.2. I may be small, but my cuteness is mighty.3. I'm the boss of this crib, bow down to me.4. I'm not a regular baby, I'm a cool baby.5. I didn't choose the baby life, the baby life chose me.6. I'm too cute for bedtime, let's party all

Cute funny halloween sayings

1. Witch better have my candy!2. Creepin' it real.3. Eat, drink, and be scary.4. Fangs for the memories.5. If the broom fits, fly it!6. I'm here for the boos.7. Resting witch face.8. Ghouls just wanna have fun.9. Trick or treat yo' self.10. I'm just here for the boos and boos.

Constuction valentine sayings

1. You're the missing piece to my puzzle of love.2. You're the key to my heart, unlock it with your love.3. You make my heart skip a beat every time I see you.4. You're the light in my life that brightens up my day.5. I love you more than words can express.6. You're my favorite kind of Va