1. "One does not simply walk into Mordor."
2. "You shall not pass!"
3. "My precious..."
4. "A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."
5. "I am no man."
6. "Fly, you fools!"
7. "It comes in pints? I'm getting one!"
8. "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread."
9. "Fool of a Took!"
10. "Not all those who wander are lost."
Above is Funny lotr sayings.
1. Land of the free, home of the brave2. Red, white, and brew3. Let freedom ring4. Party like it's 17765. American dreamin'6. Fireworks and freedom7. Stars, stripes, and sparklers8. United we stand9. Independence vibes10. Proud to be an American
1. The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo. - Desmond Morris2. In the city, we work until quitting time. On the farm, we work until the job is finished. - John Bytheway3. The city is a fact in nature, like a cave, a run of mackerel or an ant-heap. But it is also a conscious work of
No worries, mate! Just grab a cold one from the esky and chuck a shrimp on the barbie. Fair dinkum, it's all good in the land down under!
1. Life begins at 40, so let's celebrate the amazing journey ahead!2. Forty and fabulous! Here's to another year of wisdom and grace.3. Turning 40 is just the beginning of a new chapter filled with joy and adventure.4. Age is just a number, and at 40, you're just getting started!5. Cheers t
1. The best way to predict the future is to create it.2. Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.4. The only way to ach
1. In hot water2. In deep water3. In a pickle4. In a bind5. In over your head6. In the doghouse7. In a tight spot8. In a jam9. In a fix10. In dire straits
1. Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H. Glasow2. The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon3. Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier4. The only way
1. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.2. I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people.6. I'm not a control freak, but c
1. Fear is only as deep as the mind allows. - Japanese Proverb2. Fear is the cheapest room in the house. I would like to see you living in better conditions. - Hafiz3. Fear is a reaction. Courage is a decision. - Winston Churchill4. Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, ange
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