Funny random sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."
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1. Green runs deep.2. Bleed green.3. In Brad we trust.4. Banner 18 is coming.5. Celtics pride, never die.6. Boston strong, Celtics stronger.7. The luck of the Irish.8. Celtics nation, united we stand.9. From the parquet to the rafters.10. Green and white, fight all night.
1. Girls just wanna have fun!2. Sugar, spice, and everything nice.3. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.4. Who runs the world? Girls!5. Live, laugh, love.6. Girls rule, boys drool.7. Sassy and classy.8. Be your own kind of beautiful.9. Empowered women empower women.10. Good vibes o